Thursday, April 28, 2011

Who Put On The Limp Bizkit?!?!


By: Clay

It was just one of those days for James Madden. You know, when you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks. And now we really know why Madden justified killing his flatmate, Emmanuel McPherson.

Madden and McPherson lived together in their Australian flat. A fight between the two intoxicated roommates broke out when McPherson asked Madden to turn off the Limp Bizkit album that was playing on his stereo. Apparently Madden wasn't in the mood for human contact and with the interaction from McPherson, his life was on contract. It would have been ok if McPherson decided to talk shit about Madden and his generation, just don't talk shit about the LB. The fight ended with McPherson being beaten to death.

McPherson's body was found stuffed into a shopping cart and left in a nearby creek. Madden is currently pleading not guilty but confessed to the crime to an undercover officer who was posing as an inmate. Which isn't really surprising if you consider Madden killed someone over listening to Limp Bizkit.

I guess McPherson wasn't really lovin' this shit right here.

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